Do a Google Search for "Cayman Islands EMS"
Look what comes in at number 1.
Fantastic.
The Laughing Stock of Pre-hospital Care.
The Clowns of the Caribbean.
Pinocchio is the EMS Manager.
If Clowns work on the ambulances they all must be part of a CIRCUS.
You would have more chance of survival if Bozo, Cooky and Blinko showed up at a car crash and started doing their act than the bunch of clowns who work on the ambulances in Grand Cayman.
After doing some research on clowns I must apologize. To all the Clowns of the World, I am deeply sorry for comparing a group of professional, dedicted individuals such as yourselves with the bunch of idiots who work on the ambulances on Grand Cayman.
I AM VERY SORRY IF I OFFEND ANY REAL CLOWNS. LISTED BELOW ARE A CLOWNS COMMANDMENTS AND CODE OF ETHICS. THE CAYMAN ISLANDS AMBULANCE SERVICE DOES NOT ABIDE BY ANY OF THE CLOWN COMMANDMENTS. SO NOT ONLY ARE THEY NOT CERTIFIED AS PARAMEDICS OR EMT'S THEY ARE NOT EVEN MORAL ENOUGH TO BE CONSIDERED CLOWNS.
Clown Code of Ethics - the eight clown commandments
1. I will keep my acts, performance and behavior in good taste while I am in costume and make up. I will remember, at all times that I have been accepted as a member of the clown club only to provide others, principally children, with clean clown comedy entertainment. I will remember that a good clown entertains others by making fun of him or herself and not at the expense or embarrassment of others.
2 .I will learn to apply my makeup in a professional manner. I will provide my own costume. I will carry out my appearance and assignment for the entertainment of others and not for personal gain or personal publicity when performing for either the International club or alley events. I will always try to remain anonymous while in makeup and costume as a clown, though there may be circumstances when it is not reasonably possible to do so.
3 . I will neither drink alcoholic beverages nor smoke while in makeup or clown costume. Also, I will not drink alcoholic beverages prior to any clown appearances. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady, never interfering with other acts, events, spectators, or individuals. I will not become involved in or tolerate sexual harassment or discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, disability or any protected status.
4. I will remove my makeup and change into my street clothes as soon as possible following my appearance, so that I cannot be associated with any incident that may be detrimental to the good name of clowning. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady at all times.
5.While on appearance in makeup and costume, I will carry out the directives of the producer or his designated deputies. I will abide by all performance rules without complaint in public.
6. I will do my very best to maintain the best clown standards of makeup, costuming, properties, and comedy.
7. I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can.
8. I will be committed to providing an atmosphere free of discrimination and harassment for clowns of all ages to share ideas and learn about the art of clowning.
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