EMS Blogster Is Back From Vacation!!!

Hello everyone,

I'm back from a much needed vacation, my partner took over from me for a couple of weeks and unlike Cayman Islands EMS fraudamedics he was on time and did a terrific certifiable job!!!!!!! Great to be back!!!! First off, we have some good wishes to go out, I would like to wish Kendal Connor a heart felt get well from his "chest pain" episode that resulted in angioplasty!!!!! Hope you get well soon Kendal and race to a speedy recovery back to the "rigs"!!!!! Sitting down getting haircuts while on duty really took a toll on him:) Also, while your out of commision for a few months don't be afraid to take some certificate courses to get yourself certified...After all, they paid for you to get treated in Texas, might as well go the extra mile and pay for your EMT-B course as well!! What the hell is Stephen Anthony Duval the fraudamedic going to do now that he has 3 fraudamedics on the shelf??? jiffy, dennis and now kendal....that's going to be one crowded Georgetown office of fraudamedics on the internet looking for car parts and school yards:) On to more exciting news, apparently, word has it, that Stephen Anthony Duval is taking the ACLS course!!!!! Holy shit, say it ain't so grandma??!!@@&&%% Don't forget Stephen, your not a certified ACLS instructor yet, so I better not catch you and Sherman Myles teaching that stuff at St. matthew's medical school!!!!!!! I wonder why all of a sudden he's interested in taking ACLS after all these years??:) Apparently Northside and Westbay stations also have new comfy seats to lay on??%$#@! Holy shit, say it ain't so grandma?^%$#@!
It's about time, only took 25 years and a national blog to give them a little push to success:) No more sleeping on piss smelling couches!!!! Hooray!!! Stephen, your on the right track now, don't forget about the mold, roof, protocols, racism, lies, fraud, leaks, EMT-P registration and PALS registrations and you'll almost be there!!!!! Keep up the good work, I'm glad I can help, don't thank me just yet!!!!!!!! Remember, Christmas is coming up!!!!! Also, in the comments section there is a smart alec who goes by the name "ride along" who just can't help himself...... He loves giving detailed patient/scene summaries and tries with futility to slam some paramedics, he does a great job of showing the world his "UNPROFESSIONALISM" by breaking the number 1 rule: PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY!!!!!! I won't slam him here since he's been doing a great job making himself look like an ass!!! Hey "ride along", answer me something, what's worse, stumbling on a radio patient report or not having current certifications, child touching or just plain old giving the WRONG medication to someone????? Thought so....You mention these fraudamedics are "locally certified", but in order to be locally certified you must have a CURRENT registration with a governing body in 1 of the 6 first world countries, not my words but the Health Council of the Cayman Islands!!!! And just in case you lost the paperwork I would be more than happy to post the original document from the Health Council on this blog!!!! Anyways that's enough happy tidings for tonight, maybe these guys won't make fun of my driving anymore!!! I'm starting to get into the Christmas spirit of giving, I have a lot of presents for the fraudamedics this holiday season!! Remember Stephen, no teaching while your not certified!!! That's a No NO.........Ta Ta for now